My New Year's Resolutions

by Michael S. Kaplan, published on 2006/12/30 02:56 -05:00, original URI:

My New Year's Resolutions for 2007 (an intentionally more positive version than the ones I posted in 2005 and of course better than 2006 when I posted nothing!):

  1. I resolve to have resolve;
  2. I promise to be more promising;
  3. I swear I will try to stop swearing;
  4. I will focus on being more focused;
  5. I agree to be more agreeable;
  6. I give my word to try to not have words with people;
  7. I maintain that I will be low maintenance;
  8. I declare that I will not make declarations;
  9. I will still opt to keep my options open;
  10. I will still have exact change for when madness takes its toll.

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