Bottles sometimes talk, they never say the right things though

by Michael S. Kaplan, published on 2005/07/07 23:27 -04:00, original URI:

As Mike Gunderloy pointed out, if the wine talks to you, maybe it's time to stop.

Of course, in the spirit of 'prior art' other spirits have been talking already. Unfortunately, Jack [Daniels], Jim [Beam], and Johnny [Walker], always have such great ideas like how you can to beat up the 300 pound biker with no problem.

And then when you wake up next you think it's the Aunt Jemimah syrup bottle talking to you, but it is actually the ICU nurse who is checking your vitals....

# Laura E. Hunter on 8 Jul 2005 12:01 PM:

Of course, you really know you have a problem when you get on so well with Jack Daniels that you start calling him "John."

# Michael S. Kaplan on 8 Jul 2005 12:03 PM:

Ah, that is true. But its probably worse if you start referring to Jonathan Walker as "Jack". :-)

# Mihai on 8 Jul 2005 12:44 PM:

"ICU nurse"?
I had no idea that the "International Component for Unicode" has a nurse :-)

# Michael S. Kaplan on 8 Jul 2005 6:27 PM:

Mihai you wingnut -- intensive casre unit! :-)

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